Are you guys ready for a story?
Yeahhhhh
Okay, Once Upon a time
I was walking down the street
In the big big city
I saw this girl
And she said hey, and I said what
And she said
do you want to come with meeee
I said I'm not really sure
She said C'mon sweetheart you know you want to come with me
I said, what the hell
Let's see what happens here
She took me inside
This little teenie apartment
It was the size of small closet I'd say
But it was super cozy
It had this big giant couch
It was all purple
And all these lights were around us
She said Why don't you just lie right here on the couch and I'll get you something from the kitchen
I said, kitchen?
Will, It's over here in this corner here.
I said that sounds okay to me
I was feeling tired anyway
She comes up to me
And says drink this
And I said I'm not sure I want to drink it
So I drank it down
And I started to feel dizzy
I saw a giant dog
It was the size of the entire empire state building
And then this giant dragon
He was all pink and blue and green
I said dragon what are you doing here
He said "Don't Worry. Everything's going to be okay"
Ahhh, he was so right about that
I felt sooo good
I woke up the next day
And I had no money in my pockets
And I was standing out on a street corner
sleeping with a bum
And he said "Did you see the dragon?"
And I said "Oh yeah, I saw the dragon."
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